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" Kaash Aisi Girlfriend


Mile Jo Kahe Udaas Kiyu
Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Taraha"" 
Aao Mere Boobs Choos Lo Sindhri AAM ki Tarha....!
Happy Mango Season

Boy:Agr Moka Mila


To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl:Agr "Moka" Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Ha?
( '.') O teri kher
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POGO BAND TO NI KIA NA ?

Girl friend


 aisi ho jis ki godh main sir rakho...
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to us ka chehra nazar na aye...
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Rem0t utha le beta channel to tjy pta ha. . .:-)

Tumhe khud Pe


bara Gharor
Hy To Is Mein Ta'ajjub kya hai!!!
!!!Hum jisko Chod dain woh Gandu Anmol ho jata hy!!!

1 Admi Khusre Se:


 Aao Sex Kren
Khusra: Nh periods chal rhe Hen
Admi: Abay Khusron K b periods chalty hain kya?
Khusra shrma k: Ji Wo Motion Lage Hwe hn

Prices & Boobs can bounce up & down.


Difficulty & Dick can always go up.
Luck & Bra can open any time.
Stock market & Panties can go DOWN in seconds..! ;-)

Larki se muhabat ka


 hay bas itna sa bharam
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2 honton se shuru aur 
2 honton pe khatam...
(Lagao beta pogo)

1 Kunwari Larki Pregnant ho gayi!


Boyfriend: Yeh kesay huwa?
Larki Jal kar boli: 
Haji sahab, Jis Rat ap ko Ehtilam huwa! 
Uss Rat Meyra BLUETOOTH On tha. :-P

Bacha:Ami


 thori der main apko mazzay any waly hain
Ammi:Q Beta?
Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe Cigarette Peitay Dekh liya
Aur kaha "ghar chal teri maa nu yenna.