PTI Member honay k natay,

Apne Leader

IMRAN KHAN

ki policies folow krte hue,

Aj me bhi apni Qoum k samnay apne asasay declair kr raha hun...

<<<1 Mobile pho>>>

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hy us se hamara dushmani hy

Frnd:Table pe to 4admi hy

Khan:Wo jiski mochen hy

Frnd:Mochen Tu sub ki hy

Khan:Wo jis k"Zinda rehney key liye hum

Rozana 3 cylnders key barabar Oxygen use kertey hain,

Jin ki Qeemat taqreeban 

Rs 3780 banti hey,

Yaani key Salana Rs.13 lakh Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Musafaten,

Kabi Nafraten

Kabi Chahaten,

Kahen Kr Na Dy Humain Phir Juda,

Mujhy Bhool Ja

Mujhy Bhool Ja

Main Gharib Muflis Hon

jan-ne

8 Simein

4 Suit

1 Lunday ka Coat

2 Anguthay se phati hue jurabein

1 purana banyan......

1 phatti hue shalwar.... 

1 jora masjid se churaey huey chapl. sufaid kapre hy 

Frnd:Wo tu sb k sufaid hy

Khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola

Wo jo reh geya hai us ko hum nhi chorega.  %*A80 hazar aur

50 saal mai 

Rs: 6 Cror,89 lakh ki Oxygen use kerty hain.

Kiya hum is ka intizaam ker saktey they.....?

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"TO TUM APNeY PARWARDe-jan,

Mery Sath jaye ga tu kahan?

Meri bat Pagal Tu Maan Ja,

Tujhy dy sakon ga bhala main kya?

Tu khubsurat hai dilnashen?

Tujhy mil jaye ga koi

hu...LL izz WELL*%IGAR KI KON KON SI NAIMATOON KO JHUTLAO GEY"m-nashen,

Tu Talash kr naya humsafar,

Mujhy rehny dy yonhi

dar-badar,

Mery pas dukh k siwa hai kya?

Mujhy Bhool Ja 

Mujhy Bhool Ja.

Faqeer

: Baji aik rupia Do!!

Lady: Sharm Nhi Ati Road Pr Bheek Mangte Ho!

Faqeer: Kamini!

Tare 1 Rupay K Lye Office Kholon Kya.

Chorro Unki

La'parwai Ka Gila

"Mohsin"

Aaj Phir Hum Hi 

Yaad Kar Laty Hain 

Unheen Hamesha Ki Tarah..  

Tum ko hi fursat na thi

 kisi afsane ko parhne ki          

 "GHALIB"

Me to bikta raha tere 

shehar me kitabon ki tarah.   

Maray muqadder mein

sirf wafa ki yaadoon k andharay hain to kia hua 

MOHSIN

mujay apni wafa pe itna yaqeen to hai k kabi 

usay hum bi yaad aye gy   

Chal Ab Meri

 Saans Hi Zamanat Rakh Le Tu...         

Shayad Is Tarah Ban Jaon Me Tere

 Aitabar K Qabil.   

Tum

 ko hi fursat na thi kisi afsane ko parhne ki

           "GHALIB"

Me to bikta raha tere shehar me kitabon ki tarah. 

Har fard yahan par taajir hai,

Har waqt tijarat hoti hai,

Tum ap hi apne daam kaho,

Chhup k nahi sar-e-aam kaho,

Kya lo ge apni yari ka?

Kya lo ge tum dildari ka?

Gham-khwaar bano ge kitne mein?

Tum pyar kro ge kitne mein?

Sab jazbe mere naam kro,

Hum-naam tum apne daam kaho,

Par daam chukane ki khatir,

Hum apna dafter kholen to,

Hum apni jaib tattolen to,

Bus pyar mile ga thora sa,

Ahsas mile ga thora sa,

Ye sikky yahan kab chalte hain?

Kya udhar mile ga thora sa?

Ye dunya be-aitbari ki,

Ye arz ha har beopaari ki,

Chal chhor tmanna jazbon ki,

Hum khali hath hi aaye thay,

Chal khali hath hi chalte hain!

1 mrasi ko myat wale ghr sy mar pri

wja?

myt k ird gird braf rkhi thi or log ro rhe the

Mrasi myat ko Hila k bola:

"O Mama uth k Barf dy,Gahk Ron lg pye ny

"Apne Dost Ki Izzat Karo

Is Lie Nahi Ke Wo Tmhare Aib Janta He,

Is Lie Ke Wo Tmhare Aibon Se Waqif 

Hone Ke Bawajud Tumko Dost Maanta He." 

Teacher: Wo kon hai jo Aasman

me urti hai per bachy zameen pe deti hai ?

pathan kuch der sochne ke bad

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Air Hostess.

:-*O My dear Open Ur mind,:-*

:-*Receive my wishes,:-*

:-*Open Ur heart,:-*

:-*Receive my love,:-*

       

:-*Open Ur   eyes,:-*

:-*Receive my smile,:-*

:-*Open Ur mobile,:-*

   

:-*Receive my special wish:-* 

GOOD

 MORNING

"Agr log Namaz-e Fajir ka

sawab aur Fazeelat ko jan lein to

 raat ko is khof se sona chor dein

K kahin neend ki waja se Namaz 

na reh jaye "

Tere Husan pe tareefon bhari kitab likh deta..

"dost"

kash...

K agr tum zara b khubsorat hote...!!

Hahahaha.

"online bezti"

Golden Words~

Bulandi sE GiRa hwa 

shakhs to Bach skta ha Magr

Takabbur 

Se Girne wala kbi nhe Bach skta

~Enjoy ur self~

Have a nice day.

 Good Mornin.

friends sms

Ye jo kuch dost hain

mery Asasa-e-zindagi hai

"YA RAB"

ye jahan bhi rahen inhen apni Zaat k siwa kisi ka Muhtaj na krna. { AAMEEN }

Agar RIZQ aqal or danishwari sey

milta tou janwar or bewaqoof bhookay mar jatey.

Insan ki tamaam pareshaniyon ki wajah 

muqaddar se ziyada or waqt sey pehley chahney ki wajah say hey.

Duniya naseeb se milti hai or Akhirat Mehnat se.

Lekin log mehnat dunya k liye or akhirat ko naseeb par chor detay hey..Aaslam o Alikum                    Subahabakhair

Zamany ka sahara to bazahir ik dikhawa hai...

Haqeeqat mein mujy mera KHUDA

girnay nahi Deta..     *I LOVE ALLAH*

" Kaash Aisi Girlfriend

Mile Jo Kahe Udaas Kiyu

Rehte Ho Tanha Shaam Ki Taraha"" 

Aao Mere Boobs Choos Lo Sindhri AAM ki Tarha....!

Happy Mango Season

Meera, waiter ko 100

rupees tip dete hwy:

go and kill the waves.

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Waiter: kill the waves?

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Meera: o paindu ja te mojan maar....:D

Boy:Agr Moka Mila

To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?

Girl:Agr "Moka" Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Ha?

( '.') O teri kher

<)(>

POGO BAND TO NI KIA NA ?

Girl friend

 aisi ho jis ki godh main sir rakho...

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to us ka chehra nazar na aye...

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Rem0t utha le beta channel to tjy pta ha. . .:-)

1 Chrsi eyes donate krne gya.

After opration

Dr. asks:

Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Chrsi:

Jisko b ankhen lgao Use bta dena k 2 Suutte lgane k baad hi khulti hain;-)

Assalam-0-Alaikum

Real Richness Is When You Are So Expensive 

That No One Can buy Your Character!!

Ve a gr8 day :)

Tumhe khud Pe

bara Gharor

Hy To Is Mein Ta'ajjub kya hai!!!

!!!Hum jisko Chod dain woh Gandu Anmol ho jata hy!!!

1 Admi Khusre Se:

 Aao Sex Kren

Khusra: Nh periods chal rhe Hen

Admi: Abay Khusron K b periods chalty hain kya?

Khusra shrma k: Ji Wo Motion Lage Hwe hn

Child:

Who are these man & woman who come every night and disapear in morning:?

Grandma: Thank God u saw them finally. They r ur parents and both r "doctors" :p

Bura Waqt

Wo Shafaf Aaina Hy 

Jo Boht Sary Chehry 

Wazeh Kr Deta Hy 

0r

Acha Waqt Baadloon 

Ki Trah Hy Jo Soraj 

Ki Tapish Tak Ko 

Rok Leta hy...

GOOD MORNING

Moon is Doobing,

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Sun is Nikling,

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Birds r Cheekhing,

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Cock r Kukrukruing,

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Flowers r Khusbuing,

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Peakoks r Naching,

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All aakhing,

,* GOOD MORNING *

Best lines by a lost friend:

I have never gone away from u.

It is just that,

Other people came closer to u and u couldn't see me in that Crowd...!!

Gud Mrning

Everything about the future is uncertain,

but one thng is sure,

tht

ALLAH has already arranged all our tomorows,

we just hv to trust Him.

1 larki apne byfrnd se park mei

roz milne jati.WO roz time par p0hchti,lekin larka hamsha late ata.

lekn larki kabhi us sy naraz nai hoti 1din larki park mei nahi pohnchi,larka gusy se usky ghar gya.

Waha pata chala k larki ko blood cancr hy sirf 6 din jiye gi.

Larka roty huye ghr aya or sucied krny buildng k 100ve floor pr gya or larki k liye 1 lettr chora Us me likha tha

"tm mera hmesha w8 krti thi or me roz late ata tha lakn aj me jaldi p0hnch rha hu or tmra w8 krunga

thik usi wakt superman waha se ja rha tha

kya superman usy bacha payga?

jane k lye

Dekhye SUPERMAN sunday 9am sirf Cartoon Network pr..!

Ye Khamoshi

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Doobte Huay Arman

Ye Jaltay Diay

Ye Bujhti Shammen

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

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"WAPDA"

Ki Begherti Hai..

Prices & Boobs can bounce up & down.

Difficulty & Dick can always go up.

Luck & Bra can open any time.

Stock market & Panties can go DOWN in seconds..! ;-)

A Sardar was caught by the police:

How did u kill 30 people?

Sardar said: bs jee , main gaddi tez chala reya si pr jadon main brake lae, te menu pta lgya k brekan hi fail ne,fer main samne vekhya te 1 pasay 2 bnday ja rae si te dujay pasay 1 barat ja rai si 

Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar marda

The police man said:Ofcourse, jis trf 2 admi thay thora nuqsan hota

Sardar:bs jee main v ehi sochya si pr jadoo main ona al gadi mori tay o barat al nus gaey.

FRIENDSHIP

"Jab ho akhri mulakat to humy hasty huye dekh zror lena

>>> Dost <<<

Kia pata agli baar dekho hame kafan me or Tum has bhi na pao..!.

GOOD MORNING

Dont get upset with Little Problems bcoz Life is Like a Road &

Problems are like Speed Breakers ..

They save us from Big Accidents . . . Have a Good day

GOOD MORNING

"ÅNMΘL RÅÅZ"

Pyär ùs sy nhì krö jö dnyä me sùb sy zìyädä khöb$urät hö

ßälkè pyär ùs sy krö jö tmhärì zndgi kö khöb$ürät ßna Dy.

Gd m0rning

Girl:

mein Aladin ka chiraagh hoon.

boy:

agar mein tumhe ragrroon ga to kya tum mey se jin nikle ga?

Larki:

nikley ga to sahi magar kuch time k baad.

Larki se muhabat ka

 hay bas itna sa bharam

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2 honton se shuru aur 

2 honton pe khatam...

(Lagao beta pogo)

1 Kunwari Larki Pregnant ho gayi!

Boyfriend: Yeh kesay huwa?

Larki Jal kar boli: 

Haji sahab, Jis Rat ap ko Ehtilam huwa! 

Uss Rat Meyra BLUETOOTH On tha. :-P

After so many years of education...

i just realized..

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baba black sheep and ABCD

have the same tune :D

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now stop singing :p ;-)

GOOD MORNING

,-x*x-.'.-x*x-,(Sweet:sweet) "-.,,',Good,',,.-"  ,-x*x-.'.-x*x-, (*> Morning<*)  "+.,,,,.-"-.,,,,,.+"

*subha bakher*

[{Asslam o Alikum}]

Bacha:Ami

 thori der main apko mazzay any waly hain

Ammi:Q Beta?

Bacha:Abbu ne Mujhe Cigarette Peitay Dekh liya

Aur kaha "ghar chal teri maa nu yenna.

It was a Sports Stadium.

8 Children were Standing on a Track to Participate in a RUNNING Event.

Ready!

Steady!

Bang!

With the Sound of Toy Pistol, all 8 Girls Started RUNNING. Hardly they have Covered 10 to 15 STEPS, 1 of the Smaller Girls SLIPPED and FELL Down. Due to Bruises & Pain She Started CRYING. When other 7 Girls Heard her, all STOPPED Running, STOOD for a While, Turned BACK & RAN Towards her. 1 among them, Gently Enquired. All 7 Girls LIFTED the FALLEN Girl, Pacified her, Joined Hands togather, Walked togather & Reached the WINNING Post.

Officials were Shocked. Many Eyes were Filled with Tears. It happened recently. The sports was Conducted by National Institute of MENTAL Health. All Participants were SPASTIC Children. Yes, they were Mentally RETARDED.

What did they Teach?

Teamwork,

Humanity,

Equality Among All.

We Surely can NEVER Do this, because we have so called Brains.

Girlfriend called her boyfriend

Gf : honey where are you?

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Bf : i'm at the bank.

.Gf : Dear, please i need 3000 to do 

My hair And 10,000 to buy a dress.

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                   Bf : Sorry, i meant i was at the bank of a River.!!!

Machi chahiye tumko Machi. ?? :-P

Aik charsi dosray se:

 Oye is saal sardi kch zyada nahi ha?? .

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Dosra charsi: Scientist kehtey hain k

 duniya ghoomti ha to ho sakta ha k

 hum murree a gay hon..:

Main Us say

faasla na rakhta 

to aur kiya karta,........?

Main muddaton ka charsi 

Aur "WO" gold leaf si larki........

Don't bring people close to ur heart,

Bcoz the problem with 

the close people is that,

"THEY KNOW, WHERE

 TO HIT EXACTLY.....!!!!"

Medical Science Says:

"Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"

But the Truth is..

"Tighter The Women's Clothing,

Faster The Circulation Of MEN's Blood".

;-)

Kisi Insan ko Dukh dena itna

" Aasan hai jitna Samandar 

me Patthar phekna

Magar ye koi nhi janta k 

wo Patthar kitni Gehraee 

me gaya hai...!!

Good Morning

("'
,_)pecial
("'  |"\ /"| ("'
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("'              ("'
,_)alam-E-,_)ußah
Dil
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G()()D
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|__|v|__|()RNING.

My relation is not like

"rain"which comes and goes away;

my relation is like a"air"some time silent 

but always around you..!

Think about it!

1 Ship Me Captain Ne 1' Khubsurat Larki Ko Dhamki Di.

Agr Tm Mery 7 Nhi Soi To Me Jahaz Ko Duba Donga

Bad Me Us Khubsurat Lrki Ne Apny husbnd Ko SmS Kya

K

Tm Ko Mujh Pr Fakhar Krna Chahye.

Mai Ne 600' Musafaron Ko 2' Din Me 9' Dafa Dobny Se Bachaya

Tery Husan per

:  Tareef Bhari kitab Likh Deta

Dost

Kash.....?

K Agr tu zara bhi khobsurat hota..

Hahahaha

besti

besti,

Sari umar poojty rhy Log

' apny hath se bnay huay

 pthar k khuda ko ...

Hum ne khuda k hath se

bnay huay ko chaha

to gunahgar ho gay.........

Main Kaise Laron

 Muqadma Khud Se 

Uski Bewafai Ka??

;..Ye Dil B Waqeel Uska, 

Ye Jan B Gawah Uski.

Us Nay Pocha Meray

 Baghair Ji Lo Gay...??

""raju"

Rooh Parwaz Kar Chuki Thi, 

Wo Samjha K Hum Soch Rahay Hain.

Us ki zulfen thein

lab_o_ruksar thy or hath mery..!!

Ufffff.....kat gaye raat k lamhy youn shararat karty karty..

IK "Tum" k

Tumhare liye Main bhi, Meri jaan bhi,

IK Main, k Mujhe Tum hi muyassir nhi aatay

Zamany ka sahara to bazahir ik dikhawa hai...

  Haqeeqat mein mujy mera KHUDA

 girnay nahi Deta..    

 *I LOVE ALLAH*

RoMaNcE

BOY :Tum to mera Chand ho...!

GIRL: Aur tm ho mere Niel Armstrong.

BOY: Woh Kon?

GIRL: Chand pr Charhny wala Pehla Admi..

Fir La Lo G P0GO

Super bisti:

Larki:

Mera Bag 2500,

Sandal 2200 or

Suit 3000 K he.

Lrka:

Bs Kro Phle dupatta sahi Krlo 90 rupay ki Phoolon Wali breziar Nazar a rahi hai ;)

Sardar bohot dair sy girl ko ghoor

raha tha tang aa kar girl ny hath sy Laanat ka ishara kiya..
Sardar friend sy: ly 5 waje da time fix hoya e.

Technological Mistake ;

                                                            Late night

boy drops the girl at her home on the gate

he puts his hand on the wall n says;

"can I kiss u ?

Girl; nhi aj nhi

Boy; plz?

Girl; no

Boy; day do na jan

Girl; no yar abhi nhi

This continues for 10 mints

Then Girl's little brother appears on door says

papa keh rahy hen tum isay kiss do ya na do tmhari marzi

pr is begairt sy kaho INTERCOM k button say hath utha ly

Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha 

Allah aapko is saal itni tofeeq de K,

Aap k Haath mein Kaaby ka Ghilaaf ho,

Aapki Nigah k Saamny Hajr-e-Aswad ho,

               Aapka Qayam aap k Ruko Sajood or ibadat ki Jagah Masjid-al-Haram ho,

Jab Lab par Durood-e-Paak ho To Saamny Roza-e-Rasool(S.A.W.W) Ho...

Or

Wahan Mangi Aapki Har Duaa Qabool Ho..*..

AaMeeN

SuMMa AaMeeN!

Sab ko send karen pata nhi kis ki AaMeeN Aapki Hazri k intezar me ho.

      "*"AaMeeN"*" . 

Dil main phir se khushiyon ka pegaam aa raha hai.000

    Main samjha k shaied koi mehmaan aa raha hai...

Ye jan kar khushi se main sarshaar ho gaya....

Ho "mubarak"  momino phir se RAMZAAN aa raha hai...

"HAPPY RAMZAN IN ADVANC"

LOVE

                                                     Love+Care=MAA

Love+Fear=FATHER

Love+fight=SISTER

Love+help=BROTHER

Love+Life=WIFE

Love+Care+Fear+ Help+fight+Life=FRIEND

I Love my Friends.

Chali Jati hai Aahay Din woh Beauty-Parlour

Kay Maqsad hai Jawan lagna,

Misaal-e-Hoor ho jana.

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Magr yeh baat kisi Khatoon ke samajh mei kyun nahi aati?

Kay Mumkin he nahi  'kishmish' ka phir 'AnGooR' ho jana..!

¤

( ' ')/0ye zalim

/)) ghazab

_| |_ dhaa diya,

kiya misaal de hai:-)

Aik larki professor ke room mai enter hui.

Girl: mai exams may pass hone k liye kuch b karu gi.

Professor:

acha.

Idhar aao.

Mere pas betho.

OR
Books khol kr tayyari karo.:-D

na kaKa na aj  JUMMA ae....

Aik Shadi Me Pathan Aor Panjabi Aik 7 Baith Gaye

Chawal Ke Sath Morgha B Rakha Gaya

Pathan Ne Dekha To Murga Panjabi Ki Taraf Tha Aor Chawal Pathan Ki Tarf Thy, Pathan Ne Us Tray Ko Gumaya Aor Murga Apni Taraf Kia.

Panjabi:Ye Kya Kar Rahy Ho?

Pathan: Oye kafer  Ka Bacha Iski Tangain Qibley Ki Taraf Thi.:.. 

"MOON" is upset and "SUN" is happy

'Bcoz'

"moon" is going 2 miss "U"

&

"sun" is waiting to see "U".

So,

Have a sweet and 

Lovely.

 GOOD MORNING.:-)

Meri ibadaton ko aisy kr Qabul

( Rabb-e-karim )

K sajday me jhukon to mery cha'ahny walon ki zindgi sanwar jaye ..
(Ameen)

   (GooD MorninG)

Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form

SON: Papa yeh "Mother Tongue" walay box mein kia likhna hay ? 

SARDAR: Likh dey puttar

"Very Long".

1st class ka bacha

apni Miss sy:Me Aap ko kaisa lagta hun

Miss:so sweet

Bacha:To phir me apni ammi ko Aap k ghar kab bhejun

Miss:Wo q 
Bacha:Ta k wo hamari baat aagy chalain

Miss:ye kiya bakwas hy

Bacha:Tution parhany k liye.

miss Aap b na Qasam sy cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain.

Ek bcha school se aa kr apni ammi se bola:

ammi aj main school ground me shahid afridi lag raha tha

Ammi khush ho kr:wo kese mere chand?

Bcha:kal ka homework na karne par teacher ne kaha jao ground k drmian dono hath oper kr k khary hojao
'\(',')/'

            | | BOOM

              _/ \_ BOOM..

"Tu ajnabi tha to Roz kisi bahane mujhey yad karta tha

.. = =DOST = =..

"Tuje apna hone ka ehsas dilaya to tu ne "yaad" karna hi chhor diya..subha bkhair

A saying which impresses a lot:

If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory...

Lamha Qabuliat Ka

1 Boju. ro ro K Dua kr rhi Thi

Mujhe Parhna likhna ajay

Wo Lamha Qabuliat Ka tha

Us Ki Dua Qabool Hui

aur

Ab MashaALLAH wo SMS Parh rhi Hai.

SMILE PLZ!

Pilot 2 control Room

this is J-327 I am 50 miles away

from pakistan ,,,,,,,,16000 feet above

sea level,,,,with no fuel!!

Awaiting ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Instructions...Over.......,,,,

"Kalma parh ley soneya,,,,fuel

ethey V koi ni...te uton light jan

da V time ho gaya hai ,,,,over

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