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Assalam-0-Alaikum


Real Richness Is When You Are So Expensive 
That No One Can buy Your Character!!
Ve a gr8 day :)

Child:


Who are these man & woman who come every night and disapear in morning:?
Grandma: Thank God u saw them finally. They r ur parents and both r "doctors" :p

GOOD MORNING


Moon is Doobing,
,
Sun is Nikling,
,
Birds r Cheekhing,
,
Cock r Kukrukruing,
,
Flowers r Khusbuing,
,
Peakoks r Naching,
,
All aakhing,
,* GOOD MORNING *

Best lines by a lost friend:


I have never gone away from u.
It is just that,
Other people came closer to u and u couldn't see me in that Crowd...!!
Gud Mrning

Everything about the future is uncertain,


but one thng is sure,
tht
ALLAH has already arranged all our tomorows,
we just hv to trust Him.

Prices & Boobs can bounce up & down.


Difficulty & Dick can always go up.
Luck & Bra can open any time.
Stock market & Panties can go DOWN in seconds..! ;-)

GOOD MORNING


Dont get upset with Little Problems bcoz Life is Like a Road &
Problems are like Speed Breakers ..
They save us from Big Accidents . . . Have a Good day

After so many years of education...


i just realized..
.
.
.
.
.
baba black sheep and ABCD
have the same tune :D
.
.
.
.
now stop singing :p ;-)

It was a Sports Stadium.


8 Children were Standing on a Track to Participate in a RUNNING Event.
Ready!
Steady!
Bang!
With the Sound of Toy Pistol, all 8 Girls Started RUNNING. Hardly they have Covered 10 to 15 STEPS, 1 of the Smaller Girls SLIPPED and FELL Down. Due to Bruises & Pain She Started CRYING. When other 7 Girls Heard her, all STOPPED Running, STOOD for a While, Turned BACK & RAN Towards her. 1 among them, Gently Enquired. All 7 Girls LIFTED the FALLEN Girl, Pacified her, Joined Hands togather, Walked togather & Reached the WINNING Post.
Officials were Shocked. Many Eyes were Filled with Tears. It happened recently. The sports was Conducted by National Institute of MENTAL Health. All Participants were SPASTIC Children. Yes, they were Mentally RETARDED.
What did they Teach?
Teamwork,
Humanity,
Equality Among All.
We Surely can NEVER Do this, because we have so called Brains.

Don't bring people close to ur heart,


Bcoz the problem with 
the close people is that,
"THEY KNOW, WHERE
 TO HIT EXACTLY.....!!!!"

My relation is not like


"rain"which comes and goes away;
my relation is like a"air"some time silent 
but always around you..!
Think about it!