PTI Member honay k natay,

Apne Leader

IMRAN KHAN

ki policies folow krte hue,

Aj me bhi apni Qoum k samnay apne asasay declair kr raha hun...

<<<1 Mobile pho>>>

Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hy us se hamara dushmani hy

Frnd:Table pe to 4admi hy

Khan:Wo jiski mochen hy

Frnd:Mochen Tu sub ki hy

Khan:Wo jis k"Zinda rehney key liye hum

Rozana 3 cylnders key barabar Oxygen use kertey hain,

Jin ki Qeemat taqreeban 

Rs 3780 banti hey,

Yaani key Salana Rs.13 lakh Ye Dukhon Ki Lambi Musafaten,

Kabi Nafraten

Kabi Chahaten,

Kahen Kr Na Dy Humain Phir Juda,

Mujhy Bhool Ja

Mujhy Bhool Ja

Main Gharib Muflis Hon

jan-ne

8 Simein

4 Suit

1 Lunday ka Coat

2 Anguthay se phati hue jurabein

1 purana banyan......

1 phatti hue shalwar.... 

1 jora masjid se churaey huey chapl. sufaid kapre hy 

Frnd:Wo tu sb k sufaid hy

Khan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola

Wo jo reh geya hai us ko hum nhi chorega.  %*A80 hazar aur

50 saal mai 

Rs: 6 Cror,89 lakh ki Oxygen use kerty hain.

Kiya hum is ka intizaam ker saktey they.....?

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"TO TUM APNeY PARWARDe-jan,

Mery Sath jaye ga tu kahan?

Meri bat Pagal Tu Maan Ja,

Tujhy dy sakon ga bhala main kya?

Tu khubsurat hai dilnashen?

Tujhy mil jaye ga koi

hu...LL izz WELL*%IGAR KI KON KON SI NAIMATOON KO JHUTLAO GEY"m-nashen,

Tu Talash kr naya humsafar,

Mujhy rehny dy yonhi

dar-badar,

Mery pas dukh k siwa hai kya?

Mujhy Bhool Ja 

Mujhy Bhool Ja.

Faqeer

: Baji aik rupia Do!!

Lady: Sharm Nhi Ati Road Pr Bheek Mangte Ho!

Faqeer: Kamini!

Tare 1 Rupay K Lye Office Kholon Kya.

1 mrasi ko myat wale ghr sy mar pri

wja?

myt k ird gird braf rkhi thi or log ro rhe the

Mrasi myat ko Hila k bola:

"O Mama uth k Barf dy,Gahk Ron lg pye ny

Teacher: Wo kon hai jo Aasman

me urti hai per bachy zameen pe deti hai ?

pathan kuch der sochne ke bad

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Air Hostess.

Meera, waiter ko 100

rupees tip dete hwy:

go and kill the waves.

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Waiter: kill the waves?

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Meera: o paindu ja te mojan maar....:D

1 Chrsi eyes donate krne gya.

After opration

Dr. asks:

Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Chrsi:

Jisko b ankhen lgao Use bta dena k 2 Suutte lgane k baad hi khulti hain;-)

Child:

Who are these man & woman who come every night and disapear in morning:?

Grandma: Thank God u saw them finally. They r ur parents and both r "doctors" :p

1 larki apne byfrnd se park mei

roz milne jati.WO roz time par p0hchti,lekin larka hamsha late ata.

lekn larki kabhi us sy naraz nai hoti 1din larki park mei nahi pohnchi,larka gusy se usky ghar gya.

Waha pata chala k larki ko blood cancr hy sirf 6 din jiye gi.

Larka roty huye ghr aya or sucied krny buildng k 100ve floor pr gya or larki k liye 1 lettr chora Us me likha tha

"tm mera hmesha w8 krti thi or me roz late ata tha lakn aj me jaldi p0hnch rha hu or tmra w8 krunga

thik usi wakt superman waha se ja rha tha

kya superman usy bacha payga?

jane k lye

Dekhye SUPERMAN sunday 9am sirf Cartoon Network pr..!

Ye Khamoshi

Ye Tareek Raatain

Ye Doobte Huay Arman

Ye Jaltay Diay

Ye Bujhti Shammen

Ye Kuch Or Nahi

Sirf

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"WAPDA"

Ki Begherti Hai..

A Sardar was caught by the police:

How did u kill 30 people?

Sardar said: bs jee , main gaddi tez chala reya si pr jadon main brake lae, te menu pta lgya k brekan hi fail ne,fer main samne vekhya te 1 pasay 2 bnday ja rae si te dujay pasay 1 barat ja rai si 

Hun tusi dasso main gaddi kiddar marda

The police man said:Ofcourse, jis trf 2 admi thay thora nuqsan hota

Sardar:bs jee main v ehi sochya si pr jadoo main ona al gadi mori tay o barat al nus gaey.

Girl:

mein Aladin ka chiraagh hoon.

boy:

agar mein tumhe ragrroon ga to kya tum mey se jin nikle ga?

Larki:

nikley ga to sahi magar kuch time k baad.

Larki se muhabat ka

 hay bas itna sa bharam

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2 honton se shuru aur 

2 honton pe khatam...

(Lagao beta pogo)

Girlfriend called her boyfriend

Gf : honey where are you?

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Bf : i'm at the bank.

.Gf : Dear, please i need 3000 to do 

My hair And 10,000 to buy a dress.

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                   Bf : Sorry, i meant i was at the bank of a River.!!!

Machi chahiye tumko Machi. ?? :-P

Aik charsi dosray se:

 Oye is saal sardi kch zyada nahi ha?? .

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Dosra charsi: Scientist kehtey hain k

 duniya ghoomti ha to ho sakta ha k

 hum murree a gay hon..:

Main Us say

faasla na rakhta 

to aur kiya karta,........?

Main muddaton ka charsi 

Aur "WO" gold leaf si larki........

Medical Science Says:

"Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"

But the Truth is..

"Tighter The Women's Clothing,

Faster The Circulation Of MEN's Blood".

;-)

1 Ship Me Captain Ne 1' Khubsurat Larki Ko Dhamki Di.

Agr Tm Mery 7 Nhi Soi To Me Jahaz Ko Duba Donga

Bad Me Us Khubsurat Lrki Ne Apny husbnd Ko SmS Kya

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Tm Ko Mujh Pr Fakhar Krna Chahye.

Mai Ne 600' Musafaron Ko 2' Din Me 9' Dafa Dobny Se Bachaya

RoMaNcE

BOY :Tum to mera Chand ho...!

GIRL: Aur tm ho mere Niel Armstrong.

BOY: Woh Kon?

GIRL: Chand pr Charhny wala Pehla Admi..

Fir La Lo G P0GO

Super bisti:

Larki:

Mera Bag 2500,

Sandal 2200 or

Suit 3000 K he.

Lrka:

Bs Kro Phle dupatta sahi Krlo 90 rupay ki Phoolon Wali breziar Nazar a rahi hai ;)

Sardar bohot dair sy girl ko ghoor

raha tha tang aa kar girl ny hath sy Laanat ka ishara kiya..
Sardar friend sy: ly 5 waje da time fix hoya e.